There's 7 billion 46 million people on the planet and most of us have the audacity to think we matter.

Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished.

Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it's a lie but I prefer it to the alternative

You might think that you're ruined. You might think you're defeated. If you love what you're doing you've already succeeded.

I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well

I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid.

My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser

There's 7 billion, 46 million people on the planet

I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch.

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?

God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started.

When you lose someone who's as close as your own skin, the only place you can find him again is hidden inside your memories.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

The way you act can sometimes be totally different from the way you actually are.

People who believe their god loves them unconditionally are less able to be controlled through divine terrorism.

Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either.

Everyone praises his heart, none dare praise their understanding.

"Cracking the Ice" scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

Any age is the perfect age to follow your dream!