There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.

Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?

I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

On close inspection, we shall find that religion, and not fear, has ever been the cause of the long-lived prosperity of an absolute government.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases it will never pass into nothingness.

Personally, I do not support the concept of suicide bombings. This is not part of our [syrian] culture. But whether you condemn them or not, suicide bombings are a reality.

Good readers make much out of little.

They can make no law which will not have its full operation on themselves and their friends, as well as on the great mass of the society.

That's what the internet is: it's like bombarding your eyeballs with these myriad blinking colour lights. It's like trying to watch a movie on your phone in the middle of Times Square.

It's stupid to expect perfection from bands because afterall they're just human beings.

As a combat veteran, I know the cost of war.

Proper deformity shows not in the fiend So horrid as in woman.