There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Don’t equate effective living to being busy

Thinking is a Mind driven activity which leads you astray

Man is a gaming animal.

I want my house open to sun and wind and the voice of the sea, like a Greek temple, and light, light, light everywhere!

It was a struggle for me as a kid and everyone knows struggle, whether it's financially, economically, your dreams of becoming whatever you want to be.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

Be prudent, and if you hear, * * * some insult or some threat, * * * have the appearance of not hearing it.

I feel like I've been lucky, because I don't feel like I've ever tried to be somebody I'm not. People might disagree.

Women, on average, earn less than men in almost every occupation, including traditional female orientated jobs like nursing and teaching.

I waited two thousand years for you, Grace Alexander,” he whispered in her ear. “And you were worth every second of it.