There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Aggressive fighting for the right is the noblest sport the world affords.

Aestheticism is the garbage of intuitive feeling.

To breathe Paris is to preserve one's soul.

Facebook is massive in scale and scope. Twitter is a public communication forum, but if I'm following you, you're not necessarily following me. LinkedIn is, simply, a professional network.

To preach the gospel is to stae every doctrine contained in God's word, and to give every truth its proper prominence.

The main concept is that of an international solidarity expressed in practice through worldwide division of labor: free trade is the principal point in the program of internationalism.

There are many paths leading to the top of Mount Fuji, but there is only one summit - love.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

Tough times go away, tough people do not.