There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Pedagogy, like language itself, can either liberate or imprison ideas, inspire of suffocate constructive thinking.

Every life comes with a story ... and a possibility for a great adventure.

In New York, the dunk is not the thing. To break somebody down and shoot a J-that's as big as a dunk in New York.

I didn't realize until those few days how much a hug meant. To have someone hold you could be the greatest medicine of all.

Nobody on this planet is going to be untouched by the impacts of climate change.

Meditation is a flower and compassion is its fragrance.

Do humans have a different moral significance than cows in general?

I'm not an easy lay, Alexion” He actually smiled a real smile at her. It was charming and unexpected. "I am.

I believe in America because we have great dreams, and because we have the opportunity to make those dreams come true.

Put a bridle on thy tongue; set a guard before thy lips, lest the words of thine own mouth destroy thy peace... on much speaking cometh repentance, but in silence is safety.