There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

Just be Nice. Nice—this little word has a big meaning. Use it generously. Being nice helps people feel emotionally safe, allowing for more authentic, trusting, and happy interactions.

Time alone reveals the just man but you might discern a bad man in a single day.

Tom Hanks has taken George Clooney's place as the big-hitter driving a lot of liberal causes.

The smell of cooking food is often a calming one.

Comedy is the last refuge of the non-comformist mind.

We all know we fall. Newton's discovery was that the moon falls, too-and by the same rule that we do.

Every fault of the mind becomes more conspicuous and more guilty in proportion to the rank of the offender

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

Quit Iraq Study Group to avoid politicizing it.

Writers write for fame, wealth, power and the love of women.