There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

He was sounding the deeps of his nature, and of the parts of his nature that were deeper than he, going back into the womb of Time.

No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices.

Life is like a race, whenever I found a finish line, I lose, bcoz I'm last.. :(

Always deliver more than expected.

Beyond a doubt truth bears the same relation to falsehood as light to darkness.

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

The essential thing is to run period! And to do it for a long time and consistently and then everything will take care of itself.

Trust funds can never be a substitute for a fund of trust.

Easier, sometimes, to gulp down giant spoonfuls of uncertainty than it is to swallow throat-clogging capsules of what really is.

We're all curious about a lot of things.