There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

That's what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.

Light makes invisible things manifest.

It seems to me that inner growth is the whole moving force behind voluntary simplicity.

Terror made me cruel.

Marriage is a language of love, equality, and inclusion.

Do we need recourse to a happier state before the law in order to maintain that contemporary gender relations and the punitive production of gender identities are oppressive?

Prayer is as mighty as God, because He has committed Himself to answer it.

Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.

The higher the yield, the higher the risk. A high yield is designed to attract investors. An outrageously high yield attracts fools.

I am absolutely convinced, you never have to give up any of your freedoms in order to be secure.