There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Finally, you are in the most magical world having the most wonderful time. Let us not fill it with stress or anxieties.

We are well, ' Efuru replied. 'It is only hunger.''It is good that it is only hunger. Good health is what we pray for.

Jesus has not promised to build your ministry

HELPED are those whose every act is a prayer for peace; on them depends the future of the world.

Cease trying to work everything out with your minds, it will get you nowhere.

Everything that becomes true starts with a manifesto

May the forests be with you and with your children.

How I regret now that my perpetual emotional dependence on the man I love has killed all my other talents - my energy too: and I had such a lot of that once.

Do you want a you're hired president in Hillary Clinton or a you're fired president in Donald Trump? I don't think that's such a hard choice.