There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

For the last few years, it's been so chic for everybody to be miserable. Like if you're in with the cool crowd, you can't be happy.

Your attitude toward the word of God is your attitude toward Jesus (Ps 37:4).

Nice people are often not good people and good people are often not nice people.

Many people have delusions of grandeur but you're deluded by triviality.

Love isn't rational, it's instinctive

Don't waste your time explaining who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

...remind yourself that the only thing you can truly control is you - and your reaction to what the world throws at you.

I started my music career at 18 and for a long while I let other people handle my affairs.

Martin Sheen was extraordinary. He's a very gifted man.

Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained.