There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Life like two broken hands trying to pick flowers for someone you really like.

You can make the world beautiful just by refusing to lie about it.

Capitalism is a funny name which lefties give to basic freedom.

Hustle is the most important word--EVER.

I am always up to steal secrets from smart people.

That is ridiculous," she said. The king agreed. "Like falling in love with a landslide. Only you could fail to notice.

I have learned never to underestimate the capacity of the human mind and body to regenerate - even when prospects seem most wretched. The life force may be the least understood force on earth.

No man can fall into contempt but those who deserve it.

People will do as they are told by someone who outranks them, but they will only follow someone they believe in.

I didn't want to admit that I was a performer. A performer meant spotlights - a performer had connotations of theater. I would have preferred agent to performer.