There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

Books are silent, but have the ability to scream.

Better a fearful end than fear without end.

I still feel like my best surfing is ahead of me.

When people say they take hits and flops in their stride, I personally feel that they are just lying. Of course, I'm upset when my movies flop. I take it very personally.

For by the will of the gods Fate hath held sway since ancient days.

The real and proper question is: why is it beautiful?

I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that ‘do what makes you happy’ thing in check.

Teachers are the agents through which knowledge and skills are communicated and rules of conduct enforced.

I believe when a negro church is bombed, that a white church should be bombed.

Tsornin's nostrils showed red, but his ears were as alert as ever, and occasionally he would rub his nose gently against the nape of her neck, just in case she was momentarily not thinking about him.