There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

Self motivation leads to acceptance of thyself.

Every new breath and day is on opportunity to do something, a gift of life to make a difference in the world.

I think the mystery of what's out there in the universe is just very compelling.

Water is powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.

[In] the post-Enlightenment world, science [has] taken the place of magic, miracles, and superstition.

The easiest thing to feel is sadness.

Remember that all is opinion.

A poem is a cup of words open to the sky and wind in a bucket.

The way you speak to others can offer them joy, happiness, self-confidence, hope, trust, and enlightenment. Mindful speaking is a deep practice.

I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy.