There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

It's the truth, even if it didn't happen......if they don't exist, how can a man see them?

Alchemy: In times of recession it's not wise to argue about the price of gold.

You'll find that my coquetry is quite impartial, which allows me to keep my friends.

A vain man finds his account in speaking good or evil of himself.

Taking the GED and moving on to my dream of playing baseball was what I wanted to do, and my mom and dad supported me.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

Few are qualified to shine in company, but it is in most men's power to be agreeable.

I criticize myself ruthlessly, but never mention the faults of which I am truly ashamed.

I would like to produce films, but I feel I am an unsuccessful producer. Thats the fact.

No one gives you anything in life. You gotta work hard and go after it to get it.