There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Human race don't go extinct but only if we treat each other as a human regardless of gender, color, class, and ethnicity.

You can Live in your Cave OR Dance to your Grave.

Ideas either age like fine wine or rot like potatoes over time.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

I remember as a kid having the offer of a scholarship, that it was going to be like going to Mars, and deciding to stay in my public school.

Our critical day is not the very day of our death; but the whole course of our life.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

When the inner child finds a guardian angel, publishers are in heaven.

When you transform your mind, everything you experience is transformed.

My sister was always very motherly, babysitting and stuff.