There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

We pretended to be of mud instead of stars. We pretended not to fly.

The Philippines are ours forever. They are not capable of self-government. How could they be? They are not a self-governing race.

Foolhardy to put your trust where it is easy to create falsehood.

Enough fine weather and money and a few memorable meals make any place desirable.

Above all, an artist must never be too easily satisfied with what he has done.

Jesting is often only indigence of intellect.

Back in the 70s and 80s, women felt the discrimination of being overweight. And now 35% of the letters I receive are from men.

It is incredible, when you start believing in angels your life becomes a lot smoother.

Sometimes its controversy, but we all have our choices that we make.

If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it.