There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

True Courage is when you are afraid of something but go through with it anyway

When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

Always engage yourself positively with situations.

Let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.

You said you wanted to remember something.' His palms slid up to the top of her thighs and squeezed. 'So lie back and let me do my thing.' -Issac Rothe, Crave

As it turns out, you can function while your heart is being torn to shreds.

When a woman creates an unlikable character, a lot of people think it's a mistake.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

For as long as multinational communities have existed, their weak point has always been the relations between different nations.

I am afraid that if we begin to put our trust in human help, some of our Divine help will fail us.