There's a negative connotation to internet trolls, but at the same time this is becoming mainstream. This kind of speech pattern, the way people speak, this is common on the internet.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

These blessed candles of the night.

Maybe Formula One should have an inversion rule in qualifying.

We should live and learn; but by the time we've learned, it's too late to live.

I keep expectations so embarrassingly low that I broke my contract and went and got a hair-cut.

NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.

I need the money. People don't understand how little money you make in a band.

Alan Moore is a prophetic writer.

ISIL videos, ISIL training videos are telling lone wolves the easiest way to cut by a combat assault weapon in America is at a gun show, because of the flip-flopping political approach of Washington.

Giving alms is only a virtuous deed when you give money that you yourself worked to get.

I feel the madness creeping slowly. Loved by many I'm still lonely.