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Chic Murray Quotes: There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
         

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.


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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.



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She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.



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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.



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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.



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