There's a reason the Third World came in third.

I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.

The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.

My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.

Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.

One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.

It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.

The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

The jungle is alive. It’s dangerous as a living nightmare and brimful of hostility.

I loved the movie for the simple reason that I saw the scenes and I saw Muhammad working with these guys.

This is the reality of intensive care: at any point, we are as apt to harm as we are to heal.

The higher level of grand strategy [is] that of conducting war with a far-sighted regard to the state of the peace that will follow.

My take on celebrity is simply that some of us have to make a bigger fool of ourselves than others.

Only one thing is certian about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation.

Women, as most susceptible, are the best index of the coming hour.

I have terrible panic attacks. I usually get so tired from crying and being in pain that my only way out is sleeping.

I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls.

How come the little things bother you when you are in a bad position? They don't bother you in good positions.