There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

That I can read and be happy while I am reading, is a great blessing.

it is what it is

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.

It's not worthy o human beings to give up.

Your ability to negotiate, communicate, influence, and persuade others to do things is absolutely indispensable to everything you accomplish in life.

The Word of God is a lamp by night, a light by day, and a delight at all times.

Imam Hussain's sacrifice is for all groups and communities, an example of the path of rightousness.

I have enjoyed earthly happiness, I have lived and loved.

A shadow cannot ignore the sun that all day creates and moves it.

Find your voice, and inspire others to find theirs. Don't ignore that longing to make a difference.