There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

We must depend on God’s grace for every good deed.

The moral development of a civilization is measured by the breadth of its sense of community.

A bomb is a bomb, what's the difference between different kinds of bombs? All bombs are to kill, but it's about how to use it.

Everybody knows it hurts to grow up...and we're still fighting it.

It is your holy work, to deeply love, honor and respect the precious self that you are, the soul that only you hold.

God would behold in you a simplicity which will contain so much the more of His wisdom as it contains less of your own.

It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

You can't please everyone... If you make a good movie, that's all that matters.

He that is kind is free, though he is a slave; he that is evil is a slave, though he be a king.