There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

all appears to change when we change

grand a pop for the vampires who survived their first does.

I'm not the savior of men's tennis in America. I'm just a kid trying to win a few matches.

God's dream is that you have an abundance, that you be totally out of debt, pay your house off, pay your credit cards off, and have so much overflow that you can be a blessing to everyone around you!

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.

Outside are the storms and strangers: we — Oh, close, safe, warm sleep I and she, — I and she!

Life is finding yourself. It is a spirit development.

Baseball player. Yeah, that was my dream before acting, or alongside acting.

Zen insight is not our awareness, but Being's awareness of itself in us.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.