There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

I have found that there is indeed a secret to a happy marriage. It is called perspective.

A man should first direct himself in the way he should go. Only then should he instruct others.

It is the natural effect of improvement, however, to diminish gradually the real price of almost all manufactures.

Sometimes people come out of school right now and they immediately want a job doing something. And there's nothing wrong with just listening and learning and watching.

With death comes a choice. And death is a choice.

Academics get paid for being clever, not for being right.

Reading. That was the sport I was good at.

You can't feel happy unless you feel free.

Successful people do all the things that unsuccessful people don't want to do.

The word 'tolerance' once meant we all have the right to argue rationally for our deepest convictions in the public arena. Now it means those convictions are not even subject to rational debate.