There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

In order to show your best skills and talents-you must share them, or no one will ever know they exist- Lorenzo Victory

I decided blacks should not have to experience the difficulties I had faced, so I decided to open a flying school and teach other black women to fly.

I've always liked women. But I don't want somebody who likes me because I'm famous. I like girls who are intelligent and who are kind of quiet like me.

Either grant me the bliss of the ignorant or give me the strength to bear the knowledge.

To sit back and do nothing is to cooperate with the oppressor.

Aging and its evidence remain lifes most predictable events, yet they also remain matters we prefer to leave unmentioned, unexplored.

I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race - that rarely do I ever simply estimate it.

I am much more productive late at night because I have no one to look to for entertainment aside from myself.

Whatever happens, it happens because we choose for it. We decide our fates.

Nature will not be admired by proxy.