There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

To know that you are loved gives you confidence, security and fulfilment in life.

Starting right now, attempt to live as if you have no regrets.

It was youWho opened meLooked into my soulTo study meYou revealed youTo uncover me.

Well, it's not my fault that you can't manage your money.' You threw away my purse.' I thought it was an enemy.

Whatever we give to the wretched, we lend to fortune.

You might not have thought it possible to give birth to others before one has given birth to oneself, but I assure you it is quite possible, it has been done; I offer myself in evidence as Exhibit A.

We have a society that wants somebody to come out of college with a degree that will make them a slave for whatever discipline they're in.

I have a very strong passion to sing and paint. I'm really a student.

History is but the polemics of the victor.

You can always make a good film but for it to be successful, you need God's blessing.