There’s always a reason to look up.

Black eyeliner says 'You've been through stuff, you know things'.

Life can't always be good, and life can't always be bad. That just holds true. I've learned a lot from that statement, and I think about it, all the time.

It's hard to fall in love with somebody, and then break up and not have feelings for that same person.

I just try to go out and play as hard as I can and let the results take care of themselves.

Growing up, I realized that fame is not what you think it is. It's a little bizarre. You have to learn how to cope with that and figure out who you are.

You know I don't care about what I eat. I love food so much, I can't affect the way I eat.

When you struggle, you're going to be a little discouraged. But I never felt like I was overmatched.

I like girls with a good sense of humor.

I believe when actors say they can go crazy playing the same role, over and over again.

Teen Wolf has more heart then Buffy

Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.

I've played three presidents, three saints and two geniuses - and that's probably enough for any man.

We prefer humility in others - and if we prefer it in others - we can soon prefer it in ourselves.

I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously.

Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.

There were lots of things that I recognized from my experience with Eagle Claw and Wu Hao, and here was the combination of the whole kit and kaboodle, the whole tamale in one.

No one is above the law and that I would pursue justice on their behalf.

The New York Marathon: a fantastic event.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.