There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

Fire isn't always an element of destruction. Classical alchemical doctrine teaches that it also has dominion over another province: change.

Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

I hate goblins.

Rights are not easy to obtain, and once we understand this, we must work attentively and persistently - and never become careless or lazy.

Donald Trump is a way better leader than Hillary Clinton.

The discoveries of yesterday are the truisms of tomorrow, because we can add to our knowledge but cannot subtract from it.

Everything in New Orleans is a good idea.

The antidote for fear of failure is not success but small doses of failure.

Read books, listen to tapes, attend seminars-they are decades of wisdom reduced to invaluable hours.

What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.

We should want our advertising to be compelling.

A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.