There's always been physical suffering in comedy.

Money can be the reward for efforts, but it should not be the reason for them. You must have something bigger than that.

The king of France with twenty thousand men Went up the hill and then came down again: The king of Spain with twenty thousand more Climbed the same hill the French had climbed before.

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.

No one can do in the octagon what I can do. That 'Showtime Knee' - I never even practiced that once.

To be born poor is not our fault, but to die poor is crime

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

There can be no doubt that Saddam Hussein has biological weapons and the capability to rapidly produce more, many more.

Hillary Clinton's plan is going to raise taxes and even double your taxes. Her tax plan is a disaster.

The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.

I helped found Artists for New South Africa, but it used to be called Artists for Free South Africa. Alfre Woodard and a bunch of us started this.