There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

Smile, don’t frown. Look up don’t look down. Believe in yourself Don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are. And let your live flow.

To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.

You are not in business to be popular.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.

Dakota pulled a lollipop out of his pocket before quickly unwrapping it and popping it into his mouth. "What kind of vampire sucks on human candy?

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.

Seventy-five per cent of being successful as an actor is pure luck. The rest is just endurance.

I know what I want and I'm going to work to get it.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

It's funny to be a critic.

Now that Mr. Carter has made a book of his diary, an adoring memoir entitled Keeping Faith, the notes read like a collection of letters sent from scout camp.

I understand that the results I've had in my career, or I'm having now, they are very good. And that gives me confidence, of course, but I do not feel invincible.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.