There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Marriage . . . is not a love affair

Slavery of the heart, oh Love - a prisoner of will thou art - proof that love, while blissful, can oft also be Hell. Demonstrative definition thou art, that love can be strategic as well!

Often we read to strengthen our beliefs but not to think.

Don’t live like a CEO when you’re still a sandwich artist.

You're Times New Roman, but I'm more Comic Sans.

It's, All in fashion.

Positive human action is not only possible, but pervasive; human beings can improve and choose light and so on. And this is all happening.

Disarmament requires trust.

Fifty-seven percent of Americans are do-it-yourselfers, craftspeople, and artisans and makers.

What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes.