There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

Don’t say you’re sorry I have to let you go ….Time will show Sadness will grow …..

If your political theory requires humanity to "evolve", then you do not have a theory.

If the nuclear dossier is referred to the U. N. Security Council, Iran will have to resume uranium enrichment.

Everything happens for a reason, and part of that beauty of life is that we're not allowed to know those reasons for certain.

As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

I'm going to try and model myself after Kurt Russell and Jodie Foster.

When Jazz broke through in England, I remember sneaking to listen on the radio much to my parent's disapproval.

Thought is always troublesome to him who lives without his own approbation.

So dearly does His Majesty love us that He will reward our love for our neighbor by increasing the love which we bear to Himself, and that in a thousand ways.

While I was doing these plays in the beginning, I wasn't getting paid. I thought of it more as a hobby. Then I realized how seriously a lot of these people took what they were doing