There’s always time for babbling.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

When direction and meaning are confined to Executive Leadership, value is minimized.

Live to learn and you'll learn to live.from the book 'I Know Who You Are!

May everyone be happy and safe, and may their hearts be filled with joy.

Don't pointless things have a place, too, in this far-from-perfect world? Remove everything pointless from an imperfect life, and it'd lose even its imperfection.

I'm a long-term optimist, and I don't think the problems with our society are from being overly optimistic.

You may get skinned knees and elbows, but it's worth it if you score a spectacular goal.

Sometimes people accuse me of being incomprehensible only because they look for an explicative side to my pictures which is not there.

You become so encapsulated in this world of being a star. People listen to what you say, you have this voice, it becomes unreal and you become far removed from the people you came from.

Poetry, like sanctity, is the orchestration of multiple attributes into vast, compelling wholes.