There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Scarlett Garcia fell at the feet of no gloriously delicious man!

Once I decided to write, to be published, I knew it would happen.

There are a lot of things that come easy, but they're not necessarily worth it. Anything worth having, you work hard for. That's how I feel I am.

Regular meditation not only restores our inner harmony and vital energy, but provides us with an actual experience of the peace we seek.

Once I was in the city, I really enjoyed it. Just to experience things. There was so much new stuff.

Land is the only thing in the world that amounts to anything.

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

Every level that I have ever competed on, I have risen to the top.

It is unpleasant to see character throw itself away.

A fantabulous night to make romance.