There's an army story in me, and I think there's a WWII Brooks film somewhere.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

You get a clearer picture of what your life should be like in the place of solitude.

My mind an ever longingAs the moon longing for nightMake the night dreams of desireThat is my love.

They don’t have classes on bravery in middle school. If they did I’d have signed up. It would have been helpful to learn how to stare down what I feared most and not blink.

I was not crying - eyes water. I think we all know I'm a badass and I don't cry. - Caleb

I can easily imagine Obama sitting down and talking to any leader - or any person - in the world, with no baggage of past servitude or race supremacy to mar their talks.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

There is more done with pens than with swords.

We are more capable of turning around our global health crisis than we think.

The Bible is true, and some of it actually happened.

Great doubt will eventually lead to great awakening.