There's an old saying that you don't ever finish a movie, you abandon it, and I really believe that. I never walk away from a take and pat myself on the back.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

A fly sat on the chariot wheel And said "What a dust I raise."

I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely.

I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers.

We inhabit a universe that is characterized by diversity.

The fear of seeing ourselves as we are ensures we will never see the end of our fears.

I am not afraid that I shall exaggerate the value and significance of life, but that I shall not be up to the occasion which it is.

Acting in the movies is just like ditch-digging

The American people need to know that money is being used effectively because frankly, the nation can't afford careless spending, no matter how well-intentioned.

When I found out that there was eight Presidents before George Washington, I wanted to smack somebody.

What a writer's obituary should read - he wrote the books, then he died.