There's definitely ways to get your anger out and not have to yell and kick and scream and fight people. That's not my jam. That's never how I've been.

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.'

My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol

Beauty is the manifestation of love.

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.

The one that will put the first human colony on another planet is certainly the most important human on Earth. And you can judge the rest of mankind of his time by how they judge him along the way.

I would walk back from the United States to play for England again.

The true gardener, like an artist, is never satisfied.

The Christian Religion as I understand it is the best.

There's a theory, and I think the theory is right, that in order to make a change you've got to make the whole language of the page harmonious. Well, that's a lot easier with a computer.

Autobiography is a genre notorious for falsehood.

You cannot live in the best city in the world and have people living on the streets.