There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

We are in the middle of the biggest revolution in reading and writing since the advent of the Gutenberg press.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

Figure out what you're passionate about. If you're not passionate about something, go find it. Because we do not need more unengaged boring people to inhabit this planet.

Constructions of a-rhythmical forms, the clash between concrete and abstract forms... ...The acute angle is passionate and dynamic, expressing will and a penetrating force.

So many things happen for every event, and if you try to manipulate it, it means you are struggling against the whole universe, and that's just silly.

For me, liberals are people who seek to use government to promote the general welfare.

Out of silence comes the greatest creativity. Not when we are rushing and panicking.

You can sit right on my middle finger for the night

I don't go to the movies because they scare me. I don't like anything that is suspenseful, even pleasantly so.

It is not a matter of life and death. It is not that important. But it is a reflection of life, and so the game is an enigma wrapped in a mystery impaled on a conundrum.