There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

To die hating them, that was freedom.

Death stings so harshly, no escape and hiding zone from it.

There's nothing in this world that comes easy. There are a lot of people who aren't going to bother to win. We learn in football to get up and go once more.

I always believed that when you follow your heart or your gut, when you really follow the things that feel great to you, you can never lose, because settling is the worst feeling in the world.

There is a scarcity of friendship, but not of friends.

Moderation is the basis of justice.

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect.

I think there is an element of nihilism about, but I don't think most artists feel their work is meaningless.

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

Never be put off by anything because failure teaches you something.