There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

The more I dare to play the game of life, the more the possibility to win.

..it sounded very good and very false at the same time, so that you had the feeling that even if was true, he was touching only on the very highest points and maybe embellishing those a little.

There are three wants which can never be satisfied: that of the rich who want something more that of the sick who want something different and that of the traveler who says "Anywhere but here."

Everything was set for us to play a real good game. Then we left the dressing room and everything went to hell.

I tweet because it allows me to say anything I want and sometimes people respond.

My nervous system is very much weakened - nothing but painting in oil can keep me going.

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!

My generation will actually be the first generation that is tamer than the one that came before it, and it will probably be poorer; less fun and less money.

It is human to sin, but diabolic to persist in sin.

Data is not intelligence.