There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

She's not stumbling, she's not lost. She's simply romancing her inner animal and falling in love with the wild part of her soul.

To live is to have worries and uncertainties. Keep them inside, and they will destroy you for certain--leaving behind a person so callused that emotion can find no root in his heart.

Headstrong is just a word, Katie - a word others call you when you don't do what they want.

Ever, could I or could I not count the shadows of our being?

Islam and democracy can function together.

If you lack vulnerability then you are not being truthful to yourself.

I don’t care what colour you are, I don’t care what country you’re from; we’re all human beings and fighting’s in our DNA. We get it, and we like it.

By virtue of exchange, one man's prosperity is beneficial to all others.

English people ... never speak, excepting in cases of fire or murder, unless they are introduced.

A woman smells well when she smells of nothing.