There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Your success in life depends on you more than any other external factors.

The most polluted animal on the planet today is the modern human.

The way that you use your time and your mind will either take you to greater heights or break you in life.

The key function of a leader is, to build more leaders.

He has left off reading altogether, to the great improvement of his originality.

I love the inappropriateness of age-old wisdom in modern slang. These things are all so wonderful to me.

When you are enlightened and have united your mind with the deepest and most ancient part of the mind of the universe, you are not affected by suffering the way other people are.

The Chanel woman is slender, sophisticated and chic.

I feel like there are so few girls in New York like that anymore, who are not focused on getting a man with money.

Que Quowle" -stay with me forever-