There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

Strength is incomprehensible by weakness, and, therefore, the more terrible.

I never want to hide my wrestling background.

I am a citizen of the world first, and of this country at a later and more convenient hour.

Look, I don't even agree with myself at times.

If you're strong enough on the inside, you can handle anything that comes at you on the outside.

It's a good idea to not get involved with somebody that you don't trust. That's for sure.

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.

Don't be embarrassed of who you are, they're gonna judge you no matter what you do.

I'm not really that interested in pandering to an audience of people that are going to judge me before they hear me. If they hear it and don't like it, that's totally fine.