There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Humility is to make a right estimate of oneself.

We examine everything in existence and we come to see that everything is transitory and temporal, that which is left over is God, is eternity, is the Self.

Because you never know where life is gonna take you, And you can't change where you've been, But today, I have the opportunity to choose.

Look, we're living in a crazy time right now. There's a lot of craziness going on in the world and in the United States in particular.

Elegance and honesty are two mandatory parameters for any human production.

You have so much pain inside yourself that you try & hurt yourself on the outside because you want help.

It was sad leaving the BBC; not quite like being divorced, but you don't leave after a period stretching from 1960 to 1999 without feeling a certain number of pangs.

The principal and only way to make an heirloom product is to design something that people will need not just this year, but for the next 50 or 100 years.

Consciousness after death demonstrates the possibility of consciousness operating independently of the body.

This world is not for the poor, nor the next for the unkind.