There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

I jump for joy every day. My body pulses with joy, and my vibration soars. I feel amazing.

I had a lot of anger because I wasn't happy with the way I had been raised.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

I didn't grow up in the typical happy American home, but music was always a safe and wonderful place for me to go.

When I was 16, I made some little 35mm documentaries about the poor in London. I went round Notting Hill, which was a real slum in the 1950s, shooting film.

Hillary Clinton used the State Department to enrich their family at America's expense.

Most people find just being themselves not enough of a show.

Friendship is a creature formed for a companionship not for a herd.

Any great director is also someone who is incredibly intelligent about whom they hire around them.

It is not enough to want to make the effort... it's in the doing, not just the thinking that we accomplish our goals.