There's math, and everything else is debatable!

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Don’t allow the challenges of life to break you. Remember all the good things God has done, and fill your heart with faith

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Perfectionism is searching for faults to justify low self-esteem. It is a guaranteed failure and fantasy.

That best portion of a man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, you can have crocodile tears in your eyes, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart.

I like people to just bring it to the table and feel the moment. And that's why I've never done a session where I don't sing live.

I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

It's only a wonderful world if you can make it that way. There are no street signs pointing to Paradise Road.

The trapeze was my first love. To me, it's normal. It's all I've ever known.