There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Catch from the board of beauty/ Such careless crumbs as fall.

Desire is the key to motivation, but determination, commitment, and actions are the keys to success.

And if you wonder how serious I am when I talk about filling your head with positive thoughts: I only watch one type of movies. The ones with happy endings.

Re-position yourself.To change your situation change your position

To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself up and move on.

If I think of all those homosexuals in Germany today, I think I'd hand my German passport back, if I had one.

When I was a kid I was very particular. I was actually beyond particular. I would iron my money and spray it with Polo cologne.

No more chances, Golden Eyes. You’re mine and I’ll draw blood to enforce my claim.

Lots of people aren't comfortable with silences. They feel they've got to fill the dead air.

What people in Burma need is a democratic federal Burma that guarantees autonomy, rights and protection for all, regardless of ethnicity, gender, religion or race.