There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

My father is using me as a message of hope. My sister is using me as a message of fear.I don't want to be used by anybody.

You, ” he says, before the door closes all the way. “I often dream of you.

Where are we?" "In a special place, " he whispered, dragging his lips across her ear, "where magic is real.

Ethical vegetarians eat only plant-based food in order to show compassion toward animals and other humans and to benefit the planet.

I was a single parent, and I was prohibited from working.

"Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it’s behind bars." "It’s a zoo, Iggy,” Nudge said, taking his arms and leading him. "Everything’s behind bars."

I love being on the periphery with a group of people who have the same values that I do. People who don't get off on fame, who just like the process of making movies and thrive.

We used the Western style to express our own themes and stories. But don't forget that our heritage includes The Thousand and One Nights.

A grievance is a political action. It's not just African-Americans.

I've always felt like a foreigner wherever I've lived. I don't feel much towards my Italian or Scottish roots, although I do cook the pasta at home.