There's never a beginning for eternity.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

The greatest betrayal is betraying yourself.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

It's not just the making of babies, but the making of mothers that midwives see as the miracle of birth.

It's almost jarring when you go to play a different character, after playing someone for so long. I love it!

You know, working as an actor, I'm always working within my own imagination.

Recognize the cunning man not by the corpses he pays homage to but by the living writers he conspires against with the most shameful weapon, Silence, or the briefest review.

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.

White people whom I have met, who have accepted Islam, they don't regard themselves as white but as human beings.

Everything happens for a reason. I believe in this at the highest level.

I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald