There's never been a sense of public service about Donald Trump.

If an abduction is reported, it is dealt with in the same way as a kidnap.

There is always strength in numbers. The more individuals or organizations that you can rally to your cause, the better.

George Washington was the president who could never tell a lie, and Richard Nixon was the president who could never tell the truth. Donald Trump is truly the president who can't tell the difference.

As Bill Clinton said so eloquently at the convention, during Vietnam there was a chance to serve; there was a chance not to serve.

The problem with smear campaigns is that too often they work.

There's nothing wrong with being organized.Things that change history tend to be organized.

You've got people who didn't serve with John Kerry saying they did serve with John Kerry in the boat. With George Bush, we can't find anybody who did serve with him.

John McCain has become the de facto running mate of George W. Bush.

Everybody who served in John Kerry's boat under his command save one has stood with him.

You have to understand that Republicans are on lockstep on one issue. They will not raise taxes. Democrats are in lockstep on another issue, pro-choice in all cases on abortion.

World peace can be achieved only if there is nothing left to conquer

[T]he habit of living as if in the shadow of death has remained with me, and I consider that, too, a gift.

It's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit it square.

Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather

As long as you know you gave whatever you did 100% you're considered a winner in my book.

This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books.

This is a very serious matter, because it is our children who are the prize for this community, they are specifically targeting our children.

If you love large, you've got to hurt large. If you've got a lot of light, you've probably got an equal amount of darkness.

To believe that you depend on things and people for happiness is due to ignorance of your true nature; to know that you need nothing to be happy, except Self-knowledge, is wisdom.

Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful.